🎶 2022-04-17 09:30:45 - Paris/France.
Iholide ye-Ista lixesha lokuzalwa kwakhona kunye nokuhlaziya - kunye nethuba "loBusuku bangoMgqibelo" ukupakisha abantu abaninzi abalinganiswa abadumileyo kangangoko kunokwenzeka kumzobo omnye.
"SNL" yale mpelaveki, ebonise uLizzo njengondwendwe kunye nondwendwe lomculo, ivulwe kunye namalungu ayo edlala ibhegi yemibono, eqala ngoBowen Yang njenge-Easter Bunny.
Wachaza ukuba ngelixa engenakuba yi-mascot yeholide ethandwa kakhulu, "Ndiyinqaba kakhulu: umvundla olingana nomntu ongenabali." »
U-Yang wongeze ukuba, ngokungafaniyo noSanta, "Andisebenzisi ii-elves ezikhotyokisiweyo ukwenza iibhasikithi zam ze-Ista." Ndibafumana ku-Etsy. Kuba ndixhasa abafazi.
UYang walandelwa nguKate McKinnon, kwindima yakhe ephindaphindiweyo njengoGqirha Anthony S. Fauci. “Ndithembe, andikho ukuza kukunika iingcebiso ngakumbi nge-Covid,” utshilo uMcKinnon. "Andisosidenge ngokwaneleyo ukucinga ukuba uya kumlandela ngokwenene." Into endiya kuyithetha kukuba iimeko ze-Covid zifana noYesu: zibuyele ebomini.
UCecily Strong wadlala ummeli uMarjorie Taylor Greene waseGeorgia, owathi wayenqwenelela ngokukrakra oogxa bakhe abangamaYuda nabamaSilamsi iPasika emyoli. UChris Redd udlale uSodolophu u-Eric Adams waseNew York, owabelana ngeendaba ezimnandi nabaphulaphuli:
“Simfumene: simfumene umntu odubulayo,” utshilo uRedd, ebhekisa kwindoda etyholwa ngokuvula umlilo kwimoto engaphantsi kwendlela yaseBrooklyn ngoLwesibini. “Ewe kuthathe iiyure ezingamashumi amathathu umrhanelwa wazinikela, kodwa samfumana. Ityala livaliwe. Imetro iyalungiswa. Khwela ngaphandle koloyiko.
UMike Day wabonakala njengosomashishini oyibhiliyoni u-Elon Musk kwaye wabhengeza ukuba uceba ukuthenga i-Ista. “Ndinikezela ngeebhiliyoni ezingama-43 zeePeeps,” utshilo. Emva kokuhleka okuthe cwaka, uDay wongeze wathi, “Ibiyintlekisa. Hahaha. Uye waqonda? Yiyo loo nto, emva koko, ndathi: “Yayisintlekisa. »
U-Chloe Fineman ubonisa u-Britney Spears, owayebhiyozela ukukhululwa kwakhe kutshanje kwi-conservatorship eyathatha unyaka wonke. " Subanexhala; Ekugqibeleni ndikhululekile kwaye ndiza kuba nomntwana, ”utshilo. “Ndithandazela nje ukuba umntwana wam azalwe onwabile, esempilweni kwaye enamandla obugqwetha.
Emva koko kwavela uKyle Mooney eneenwele ezinde neendevu, ezichaza njengoYesu Kristu. “Ndiyadlala – ndinguJared Leto,” watsho. Wongeze ukuba umyalezo wakhe we-Ista kulo nyaka wawukukhuthaza ukuba nethemba. “Ke ukuba uza kubukela imuvi yam entsha, ‘Morbius,’ ndicela ungayiphononongi,” utshilo.
Kanye njengokuba uYang ebonakala egqibezela umzobo, waphazanyiswa nguJames Austin Johnson, edlala owayesakuba nguMongameli uDonald J. Trump. UJohnson, njengoTrump, wakhalaza ngelithi ukushiya kwakhe "ngomnye umzekelo wendlela abaphathwa kakubi ngayo abantu abamhlophe kweli lizwe."
Emva koko wanika i-rabling, i-monologue ephikisanayo malunga ne-Cap'n Crunch, i-Seabiscuit kunye ne-Little Caesar (apho uJohnson wathi wafunda ukuthi "Pizza, pizza"). Emva koko waphawula iholide ngokujonga: “Ndixelele iMelika Covid ukuba izakuphela nge-Ista. Khange nditsho ukuba eyiphi.
Iziqwenga ze-Nostalgic zeveki
Le yayiyiveki ethi "SNL" yaqonda ukuba inokusasazwa ngokufanelekileyo kwamalungu adlalayo ukudlala amalungu e-Black Eyed Peas kwi-sketch apho abavelisi ababini kwi-2008 (edlalwa nguLizzo kunye no-Aidy Bryant ) bancedisa abadlali beqela ( Kenan Thompson, Strong , Redd kunye noYang) baguqule iingcamango zabo kunye neemvakalelo zabo ezingenzima kakhulu kwiingoma ezibethayo ezifana ne "Boom Boom Pow" kunye ne "I Gotta Feeling."
Kwaye ukuba loo mzobo wawunganelanga ukwanelisa umnqweno wakho wokuthuthwa ukuya kwixesha elimsulwa, njenge-13 okanye iminyaka eyi-14 eyadlulayo, kwakukho kwakhona eli candelo apho abadlali abaninzi badlala uMnu Six, owayesakuba yi-mascot ngokungaqondakaliyo. Iipaki zemixholo yeeFlegi ezintandathu.
Iingoma zikaLizzo zeveki
Iitalente zomculo zikaLizzo zisetyenziswe kakuhle kwimizobo embalwa kule veki, kubandakanya eli candelo lifotiweyo apho yena kunye neqela elithi Nceda Ungonakalisi lizama ukucinga ngengoma yakhe entsha kwimizuzu eli-10, oku kukhokelela ekubeni ingoma yentlekele emnandi (kunye nevidiyo yomculo) "Horny Zookeeper." (Imbaleki esondeleyo iya kuba ngulo mzobo ubonisa uLizzo njenge-twerking flautist eneendlela ezingaqhelekanga ezikhuthaza iokhestra iphela.)
U-Lizzo naye waba nempumelelo enkulu xa yayilixesha lokuba abe yimvumi esemthethweni, engeyiyo ehlekisayo: Ukwenza kwakhe ingoma yakhe entsha ethi "About Damn Time" mhlawumbi sisihlandlo sokuqala ukuba sibone abaphulaphuli be-"SNL" bephambana. nefluti enye.
Weekend Update Jokes of the Week
Kwidesika yoHlaziyo lwempelaveki, iiankile uColin Jost kunye noMichael Che bagqabaza ngeengxaki zikaMongameli uBiden zezopolitiko kunye nesicelo sika-Elon Musk sokuthenga i-Twitter.
Iqala ngoku:
Uvoto olutsha lubonisa ukuba uMongameli u-Biden wamkela ireyithingi yehle yaya kuthi ga kwirekhodi elisezantsi lama-33%. Ngokwembono, oko kuthabatha isiqingatha semvume yokalo lwe "Sonic the Hedgehog 2." "Sonic 2" iquka abalinganiswa Umsila kunye neKnuckles, abangamagama amalungu amabini emigulukudu uJoe Biden abathi balwa ngeminyaka yoo-1960. Ividiyo iphinde yahamba nentsholongwane kaMongameli uBiden egqibezela intetho eNorth Carolina emva koko wajika wangcangcazela. izandla nomntu ongabonakaliyo. Heyi, igama lakhe nguKamala.
UChé waqhubeka:
Umongameli uBiden, obonwe apha ezama ukukhumbula apho ashiye khona imaski yakhe, ubhengeze imithetho emitsha yombutho wemipu yesiporho. Ndiyathetha, jonga, andiwuthandi umbono wabantu abanemipu yesiporho. Kodwa ukuba kukho into engaqhelekanga kwindawo ohlala kuyo, ngubani oza kufowunela? [Isikrini sakhe sibonise umdlalo we "Ghostbusters."] U-Elon Musk unikezele ukuthenga i-Twitter ngaphezu kwe-40 yeebhiliyoni zeedola ukuze akwazi ukukhulula imithetho yayo yokuthetha simahla. Le yindlela amadoda amhlophe afuna ngayo ukusebenzisa igama le-N.
Yongezwe kulo msonto:
Ngokunyanisekileyo andiqondi ukuba kutheni uElon efuna nokuba ngumnikazi we-Twitter. Yayiyinto ebonakala ibalulekile kwaye imnandi, kwaye ngoku uyijongile kwaye iyabhida kwaye iyadambisa. YiGiuliani yeapps. Kwaye yiza, u-Elon wakha iimoto zombane, uya eMars. Kutheni ede azibandakanye noTwitter? Kuya kufana nenkosana yaseNgilani incama ukutshata nomdlali we "Suits". Kwaye, kufuneka nditsho ukuba i-Twitter ayisenangeniso kwakhona. Oku kubonakala ngathi sisigqibo esibi seshishini. Kwaye ndithetha oku njengomntu othenge iFerry yaseStaten Island kunye noPete.
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