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Ungakhathali ngeebhulukhwe ezimfutshane zesikolo. UGqr Young waphumelela emagqabini eklasi yakhe. Ifoto: Jeffrey A. Camarati (Imifanekiso yeGetty)
Iindaba ezilungileyo kubo bonke oogqirha abalungiselela utyando olubanzi ngakumbi ngokucula "Ukuba Ufuna Igazi (Unayo)" ngokwabo: isifundo esitsha sifumene ukuba ukuphulaphula i-AC / DC enkulu ngexesha lokusebenza kunokuphucula isantya sotyando kunye nokuchaneka.
Abaphandi kwiYunivesithi yaseHeidelberg eJamani bagqiba ekubeni bahlolisise uqheliselo oluqhelekileyo lokudlala umculo kumagumbi otyando baze babone ukuba banokufumana ubungqina bokuba ngokwenene iindidi ezithile zandisa ukusebenza kakuhle kogqirha wotyando. Iziphumo zabo, ezipapashwe ngasekupheleni kwenyanga edlulileyo, zibonise ukuba umculo unempembelelo ekusebenzeni kwaye i-AC / DC ephezulu isebenza ngcono.
Uphononongo lwenziwe ngokuba neqela leengcali zotyando lwe-novice ukwenza utyando lwe-laparoscopic (ukusika amathumbu, kuthi abantu abaqhelekileyo) ngelixa bephulaphule ilitye eliqinileyo okanye elithambileyo kwimiqulu eyahlukeneyo. Njengoko Ilanga iingxelo, "oogqirha babephantse babe ngama-50 ekhulwini ngokukhawuleza ekuthungeni amanxeba xa i-Beatles 'ibetha i-'Hey Jude' kunye ne-"Let It Be" idlalwa ngasemva," nangona le mpucuko "yalahleka ukuba loo mizila yayidlalwa ngokuvakalayo.
Noko ke, xa oogqirha botyando bephulaphule “i-TNT” kunye ne-AC/DC’s “Highway To Hell,” “ixesha elithathiweyo ukwenza utyando oluchanekileyo [lwehla] ukusuka kwimizuzwana engama-236 ukuya kwi-139” kwaye oogqirha bafumana “malunga ne-5% yesaphulelo.” iimvavanyo zokuchaneka.” Umphandi ophambili uCui Yang uthe le mpembelelo "yaphawuleka ngakumbi xa umculo [we-rock enzima] wawudlalwa ngesandi esiphakamileyo."
U-Yang uthi oku kunokwenzeka "ukuba umculo onesingqisho esiphezulu unokubonelela nge-tempo yokugcina isantya sokusebenza kwaye ngaloo ndlela uphucule ukusebenza komsebenzi." Ngamanye amazwi, ukuva ngokuvakalayo i-AC / DC ngelixa usebenza kuvumela oogqirha ukuba bagweme ukuchukumisa kakhulu ngengozi ngezixhobo zabo, ngokungazinzanga ukwenza izigulane zishukumise ubusuku bonke ngelixa zityhala i-organ engalunganga, okanye, eyona nto imbi kakhulu, ukuba ibangele umgca wecala obangela ukuba kube nzima kakhulu. zabo ukubaleka ngohola wendlela ukuya esihogweni.
Ngethemba ukuba uphononongo olulandelayo luya kupapashwa kungekudala ukumisela kube kanye ukuba ngaba ukwenza idada elincinci lokonwaba ngelixa ubambe i-scalpel kuphucula ngakumbi ukusebenza kotyando.
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