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xa ndifumanisa oku ULindsay Lohan ubuyela kwihlabathi le-cinema nge Imuvi entsha yeKrisimesi kwi-netflixNdikhale kakhulu kangangokuba ndoyika ikati yam. Kulungile, ndiqhelene ne-histrionics, kodwa kwakhona: besinokuba nethamsanqa njani?
Apha ngezantsi kukho zonke iingcinga ebendinazo, ngexesha lokwenyani, ngelixa ndisonwabela ummangaliso weKrisimesi Uwa ngeKrisimesikungekho wumbi ngaphandle ULindsay Lohan:
- Thixo, ndiyayithanda imuvi apho i-heiress ilahlekelwa yinkumbulo yakhe kwingozi yokutyibilika.
- Enyanisweni, lo ngumzekelo wesizathu sokuba ndingasokuze ndiye kutyibiliza ekhephini ebomini bam. Iyingozi kakhulu.
- Ngubani onxibe imaski yamehlo ebeige?
- Iphi i-condo kaLindsay yodidi oluphezulu? Ndicinga nge-Aspen okanye enye into.
- Owu, yihotele yodidi. Bendiphazama.
- Uyise kaLindsay, owaziwa ngokuba ngu "Tata", ufuna ukuba asebenze kwishishini lehotele, kodwa akayithandi.
- Umntu ebendimcingela nguye Lindsay kaThixo Gay Best Friend ngokwenene isoka lakhe, kwaye bababiza bobabini "Russian". Hayi!!!!!
- Ndifuna abantu abathandathu bandinxibise yonke imihla kwaye bandondle i-caviar. Akulunganga!
- Kwelinye icala, mhlawumbi ayithathi abantu abathandathu ukuba umfazi okhulileyo anxibe isikipa seKholeji yaseKenyon enetshizi.
- “Ngumdlalo bhanyabhanya ogcwele intshukumo ngenene,” ligqabaza njalo iqabane lam, njengokuba amadoda ebaleka ezantsi kwithambeka lokutyibilika.
- Owu, kulungile, enye yamadoda ngutata kaLindsay, kwaye uyala ukutyala imali kumfo olungileyo osuka kwindawo yokutyibilika edolophini.
- Thixo, amadoda amadala amhlophe ayandoyikisa. Uxolo.
- Umfana wedolophu uJake uchithe itshokolethi eshushu kuLindsay "Valenyagi" (ingaba yintsebenziswano phakathi kukaValentino, uBalenciaga kunye nenye into?). Lo mfo umosha i'Haute Couture bodysuit'. Isoka likaLindsay liyamngxolisa.
- UJake unentombi entle kunye nomfazi ofileyo (ndiyaqonda), kunye neqela lakhe elithobekileyo labahlobo lihle kakhulu.
- Ewe, uLindsay unomama ongasekhoyo (ndiyaqinisekisa).
- Xa uLindsay ecula "Jingle Bell Rock" emotweni ... ndiza kucinga ukuba yireferensi Amantombazana amabikwaye akukho mntu uya kundiqinisekisa ngenye indlela.
- Kutheni isoka Lindsay kaThixo ukuthetha ngathi Austin Amandla?
- Shit, ndifuna iichestnuts ezigcadiweyo.
- Umyeni wamaqunube umcenga encotsheni yentaba enomsesane ombi ngokugqithisileyo kunye nobukhulu obugqithisileyo.
- Ayingomboniso bhanyabhanya weKrisimesi yeNetflix ukuba awutsho ukuba "Ndiyakuthanda, Makhulu" ngokuvakalayo.
- Umoya uvuthuza uLindsay emke (ngokoqobo), kwaye utyibilika ezantsi endulini kangangeeyure ezintandathu phambi kokuba agilane nomthi. Thixo wam!
- Kwiklinikhi yezempilo ecocekileyo kakhulu kwihlabathi, sifunda ukuba uLindsay unengqungquthela encinci kwaye akakhumbuli nantoni na ngaphambi kwengozi.
- Akukho mntu unokwazi ukuba ngubani uLindsay, kuquka uLindsay.
- UJake, owahlangula uLindsay phantsi komthi, umnika ukuba ahlale kwindawo yakhe.
- LOL, inkwenkwe esileyo ilahlekile ehlathini.
- I-raccoon ene-animated embi kakhulu (kwiziphumo ezikhethekileyo) iyamothusa uLindsay kwindawo yokuhlala.
- Kufuneka ndiyazi ukuba loluphi uhlobo lonyango lwe-keratin olusetyenziselwe iqela leenwele likaLindsay kulo mboniso bhanyabhanya kuba iinwele zakhe zikhazimla ngenene.
- Ndiyaqinisekisa, ewe, ngumboniso bhanyabhanya weNetflix. Kubonakala ngathi yinguqulelo ye-beta ye Inqaba yeKrisimesi.
- Lindsay uboleka isomisi iinwele kwintombi Jake kwaye bond, nto leyo enkulu ngenxa yokuba kanye intombi ethanda wena, kukutsiba kunye utsibe elopement kunye daddy eshushu.
- Ewe, uLindsay ufunda ukutya ibhakoni! Ummangaliso weKrisimesi (kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo awunxulumananga neHanukkah).
- Andinamdla kakhulu kweso sihlokwana apho isoka libonisa khona umfana ogama linguRalph's cabin. Kufuneka ndinyaniseke kakhulu.
- Ndiyayithanda imuvi yeKrisimesi apho u-Airbnb engumntu ombi. Namathela kwiindawo zokulala zalapha, bafo! Apho, iindleko zokucoca, zibandakanyiwe.
- ULindsay uzama ngamandla ukubeka ishiti lekona kumatrasi, lo nto indim ngokoqobo, kwaye ndiye ndalungisa iibhedi malunga neminyaka engama-20. Kutheni kunzima kangaka nje?
- Ukuba uya kunyanzela i-heiress ukuba icoce indlu yakho, ungamangaliswa ukuba uyonakalisa i-washer-dryer.
- ULindsay uziva kakubi ngokonakaliswa komatshini wokuhlamba kwaye ukhale ecaleni kwehashe eligama linguBalthazar. I-iconic.
- Owu, uJake ufundisa uLindsay ukupheka, kwaye iintlantsi zibhabha emoyeni.
- Yima, ngaba basatyibilika ekhephini? Kanye emva kwengozi kaLindsay? Ngaba… ikhuselekile?
- Kulungile, lo mboniso bhanyabhanya uthatha ixesha elide, kodwa ndifumana umxholo: ibhondi kaJake noLindsay, kodwa usebuhlungu ngokufa komfazi wakhe.
- Ooh, uLindsay usebenzisa izakhono zakhe zentombazana ezityebileyo ukucwangcisa i-fundraiser yendawo yokuhlala, kodwa uJake uyayichasa.
- Emva kwifama (yeziko), utata kaLindsay uye wafumanisa ukuba ulahlekile kwaye uyoyika.
- Lixesha lokunyusa imali. Abantu basebenzisana kakhulu ngendlela efanayo Bubomi obumangalisayokwaye mna, ngelishwa, sele ndilila.
- Kanye xa yonke into ihamba kakuhle, umfana obhityileyo uyeza efuna uLindsay, ebuyisa laa ring inkulu, imbi. Ubuyela ebomini bakhe, kodwa kucaca ukuba akonwabanga.
- ULindsay unyusa ihotele kwinkomfa yabezindaba, uyahlukana ne-esile, kwaye uthathwa nguJake kunye nentombi yakhe kwihashe kunye ne-buggy ukuze baphile ngolonwabo. Ndiyazithanda iziphelo ezimnandi ngeKrisimesi!
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