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Indlela enye okanye enye, siye saqokelela iinkonzo ezintlanu ze Ukusasaza Umabonwakude. Tyala ubhubhane kunye nokwabelana ngamaphasiwedi osapho.
Eli nani leenkonzo Ukusasaza ayiboneleli ngokwaneleyo ukuba ibukelwe – ibonelela kakhulu ngokubukela.
Ubusuku bokujongwa bulandelwa ziincoko ezinje:
"Besibukele ntoni phezolo?" »
" Andikhumbuli. »
“Ibikweyiphi inkonzo? Ukusasaza ? "
" Andikhumbuli. »
“Ngaba siyithandile? »
“Xa sijonga indlela esivakalelwa ngayo, hayi. »
Ukhetho oluninzi lokusebenzisa lundinika ukudinwa kwesigqibo. (Ingxaki yehlabathi lokuqala, ndiyazi.) Ndandisonganyelwe kukudinwa kwipaseji yentlama yamazinyo kwivenkile ethengisa ukutya kangangokuba kwafuneka ndingqengqe ndize ndilale. Ngoku sinomabonakude olingana nepaseji yentlama yamazinyo endlwini yethu.
Ukunceda kwinkqubo yokwenza izigqibo, saqala ukugcina uluhlu lwezinto ezinokwenzeka zokujonga. Kodwa umkhwa wethu wokugxotha ubonisa emva kwemizuzu eyi-15 kuba kunokubakho into engcono kwenye indawo eyenza ukuba ukugcinwa kweerekhodi kube nzima.
Ngaphezu kwesihlandlo esinye, sibuyele ngempazamo kumboniso ebesiwukhuphe ngaphambili ngenxa yokwaphula izinto ezithandwa ngababukeli. (Ndiyalithiya ixesha lokuhamba kwezicwangciso, ukuphoswa komlo wekrele, kwaye andinamdla kwizikolo zamabanga aphakamileyo, umzekelo.)
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Ukuze sigweme ukuphinda siphinde sikhatywe, saqala ukongeza izimvo kwi-parentheses kuluhlu: "I-Snowfall" (ibukele isiqephu); "Khuphela" (uthule); "Akukho mntu unomdla" (akasenamdla). Uluhlu lwamathuba okubukela okwangoku limi kwiimuvi ezili-121 kunye nothotho lweTV, esizibukele zonke - okanye ezininzi - ezingama-23.
Andizibali ezi sizibukela sodwa. Ndazi ngcono kunokuba ndicebise umfazi wam ukuba aye kwixesha le “Ithuba lokuGqibela u-U”, uthotho lwemidlalo ebalaseleyo. Imidlalo asiyonto yakhe.
Kwaye akazami ukundirhwebeshela kwizinto ezininzi zefantasy okanye iidrama zexesha, nangona ndibukele ixesha lokuqala le "The Gilded Age." Andijongi isizini yesibini.
Eyona nto ixabiseke kakhulu kuthi luchungechunge lwamaxesha amaninzi esonwabelayo sobabini kuba lubonelela ngekhefu elide kuzo zonke izigqibo.
Akukho namnye kuthi owake weva nge-"The Knick" - i-2014-15 HBO series malunga nobomi esibhedlele ekuqaleni kwe-1900s - kodwa sakhubeka kwisiqendu sokuqala kwiiveki ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo, sasonwabela kwaye sakhumbula ukuba singayifumana phi.
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Kodwa isiphelo sesiqendu saso sokugqibela sisibuyisele kwincwadana kunye nezigqibo ezininzi.
Sayiyeka ngokukhawuleza "Ukuyeka". "Igazi laseVienna" aliphumelelanga ukufumana umdyarho wethu wepulse. Ebethanda u"Station Eleven", ndehla kwindawo yokuqala. Izigqibo, izigqibo.
Eyona nto ndiyifunayo yinkonzo Ukusasaza unique enika kuphela ezintathu okanye ezine ukhetho, yithathe okanye uyishiye. Kwaye utshintshe ukusuka kwelinye ukuya kwelinye, kufuneka uphume ekubileni kwakho kwaye wenze umsebenzi ngesandla. Ndingabiza inkonzo "1959".
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