🎶 2022-09-06 23:01:19 - Paris/France.
Ukuba ubundixelele kwinyanga ephelileyo ukuba bendiza kuchitha impelaveki yam yonke yoSuku lomSebenzi ngesibetho esingaqhelekanga (kwaye esinganyamezelekiyo) ukusuka ngo-2011 sibambekile entlokweni yam ngenxa yentsholongwane ye-TikTok… phantse zonke iimpelaveki iminyaka emibini. Kodwa bendiza kukholwa nguwe kangako ukuba undixelele ukuba isingqi esingaqhelekanga seso umfana wayedla ngokulala nentombi yakhe de ekugqibeleni wamxelela - emva kweminyaka emibini (!) (!) - ukuba ayizukusebenza kuye, kwaye wathumela ngeqhina lakhe kwiReddit, emva koko umsonto weReddit waya kwiTikTok, kwaye ngoku ikwi-Intanethi kwaye… Andazi ukuba senze ntoni ukuze siyifanele loo nto. Bekumele ukuba yimpelaveki enoxolo ende.
Ndiyeke ndihlehle.
Malunga neveki ephelileyo, iRedditor egama lingu-r/TylerLife yathatha i-subreddit ebizwa ngokuba Namhlanje I Fucked Up ukubhala ukuba, indoda eneminyaka engama-25 ubudala, yayiziva “iqinile kwaye ingazi ukuba ndenza ntoni” xa eqala ukulala ngesondo (nje!), Ngoko wazenzela uluhlu lokudlala lwesondo. Kwityala layo, luluvo oluhle ngenene - uluhlu lokudlalayo lwesondo lunokuba sisixhobo esiphezulu sokuphucula isantya sakho ngelixa usenza isenzo. Kodwa ngelishwa ku-r / TylerLife (kodwa ngokukodwa kwi-r / TylerLife intombi eneminyaka eyi-20 ubudala), ingoma yakhe ayithandayo yayiyi-Scottish DJ Hudson Mohawke's "Cbat," oko kukuthi, ukuyibeka ngobumnene, eyona techno ekufutshane ne-robo. ukubetha okuye kwaba khona kwimbali ye-EDM. (Ngalo lonke ixesha ndicinga ngayo, ndikhumbula lo mboniso Spongebob apho uMnumzana uKrabs ezama ukucacisa ingoma yakhe ayithandayo kwi-DJ yerediyo kwaye konke anokuthi "Beep boop boop boop beep".) (Abanyani bayayazi.) Unokuphulaphula yonke into apha.
Lo mxholo ungeniswa kwiTikTok. Unokufumana umxholo ofanayo kwenye ifomathi, okanye unokufumana ulwazi oluninzi, kwiwebhusayithi yabo.
Kwaye jonga, andizami kucaphukisa nabani na, kuba ukuba kukho into enye endiyifundileyo njengomhleli wezokwabelana ngesondo kunye nobudlelwane, kukuba kukho ukudubula okwahlukeneyo kwabantu abohlukeneyo (ngokupheleleyo, uh, ngokoqobo, kule meko). Ukuba uthanda ukungena okungaguquguqukiyo kwe-pow-pow kusapho lwe-Optimus Prime, ndichulumancile ngawe. Kodwa into yile, intombi ka-r/TylerLife a ngawenzi omnye wabo bantu, kwaye emva kweminyaka emibini yokunyamezela le nto ingabonakaliyo Ex Machina-ephefumlelwe I-robo-sex, ekugqibeleni wathetha, eshiya i-r/TylerLife's ego ibuhlungu kangangokuba wayengenakho ukukhetha ngaphandle kokujikela kwiReddit:
“Andisiqondi isizathu sokuba kumthathe iminyaka emibini ukundixelela ukuba uyayithiya le ngoma, yingoma yothando emnandi enesingqi esimnandi,” ubhale watsho. (Mntu wam, ngokucacileyo andithandi.) "Ndiziva ngathi ndibhanxekile kukuba bendikhe ndambuza ngaphambili ukuba uyaluthanda na uluhlu lokudlalwayo okanye iingoma azithandayo." 'ungathanda ukongeza/ahlele. (Ngokuqinisekileyo, oko kuya kuba sisiqalo.) "Kodwa ukumshiya iminyaka emibini ecinga ukuba ubomi bethu bobulili bukhulu kodwa emehlweni akhe nje wonakaliswa ngumculo wam washiya yonke imeko engathandekiyo. kwaye ndiyacaphuka kancinane. (Mhlekazi!) “Bendiyidlala kakuhle le ngoma ngalo lonke ixesha, ngoko ke ubungakanani bamaxesha ebengawuthandi, xa bendicinga ukuba into echaseneyo iyacaphukisa kodwa ibangela iintloni ngeendlela ezithile. (😭!)
Kwakhona wathi wasebenzisa le ngoma ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo kunye namaqabane angaphambili kwaye "abazange bakhalaze, ngoko mhlawumbi nguye kuphela?" Kwaye ukuba ucinga ukuba uyenziwe: "Ngolunye usuku sasilala ngesondo ngaphandle komculo, kodwa ndandisatyhala kwingoma eyayidlala entlokweni yam." Wamazi waza wandicela ukuba ndiyeke. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Akukho ndlela nje anokuthi akholelwe ngayo ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba wayeyonwabela le seshoni ye-R2-D2 ngaphandle kokuba wayene-acting chops kaMeryl Streep. Kwaye kulula njengoko bekuya kuba nokumgxeka ngokungathethi kwangethuba – into ayenzileyo u-R/TylerLife, ahem – nceda uqaphele ukuba abasetyhini abakhuthazwanga ngokukodwa ukuba bazithethelele ngokubanzi, kodwa kancinci ngexesha lokwabelana ngesondo. Siye sahlalisana ukuze sikholwe ukuba oko amaqabane ethu afuna (ingakumbi ukuba loo maqabane angamadoda) agxininise iimfuno zethu kunye neminqweno yethu. Amadoda, kwelinye icala, ngokuzithemba acula iingoma ze-WALL-E njengoko elungisa umqala kwaye esabelana ngoko bekusezingqondweni zawo kangangeenkulungwane. Kwaye, bekunokwenzeka njani, nditsho ndithi, hot waye r/TylerLife nqumama okwesibini ukubuza, “Heyi, uyaziva ezo Isiphelo njengokuba nam okanye...?"
Iakhawunti ye-@redditrave yenze iTikTok kwibali le-r/TylerLife elithe, ngokuqondakalayo, laya kwintsholongwane kwaye yayinayo yonke i-app - hayi, i-intanethi - i-hysterical impelaveki yonke. Abantu basebenzisa isandi ukuba, ngcono okanye okubi, bahlekisa ngokungazi kwe-r/TylerLife kunye novelwano kunye nentombi yakhe malunga nento abaye bahamba ngayo ngexesha lobudlelwane babo be-robo-techno.
Lo mxholo ungeniswa kwiTikTok. Unokufumana umxholo ofanayo kwenye ifomathi, okanye unokufumana ulwazi oluninzi, kwiwebhusayithi yabo.
Lo mxholo ungeniswa kwiTikTok. Unokufumana umxholo ofanayo kwenye ifomathi, okanye unokufumana ulwazi oluninzi, kwiwebhusayithi yabo.
Lo mxholo ungeniswa kwiTikTok. Unokufumana umxholo ofanayo kwenye ifomathi, okanye unokufumana ulwazi oluninzi, kwiwebhusayithi yabo.
ICYMI, r / TylerLife uye wathumela ukuhlaziywa: Intambo yakhe yasekuqaleni "ngelishwa yaphela" (huh?) Ubudlelwane bakhe. Uya kuphila njani kwintlungu yakhe, uyabuza? Ngokuthumela lonke uluhlu lwakhe lokudlala, olunesihloko esifanelekileyo esithi "Lovetime", kwi-Youtube. Uya kufumana iingoma ezintle zesondo apho (i-Kanye West "Fade" yenza imbonakalo, njengokwenza kuka-Usher "Uthando kule Club"), kodwa ubukhulu becala inkunkuma ekufuphi ne-robo indenza ndizive nzulu , uxolo olunzulu ngowayesakuba ngumfazi wakhe. kunye nentshontsho lakhe elihlwempuzekileyo. Ngethemba lokuba uza kufumana umntu oluhlu lwakhe lokudlala ngesondo ngakumbi I-Weeknd-esque nangaphantsi Abaguquleli ingoma yesandi.
UVéronique Lopez
SOURCE: Uphonononga Iindaba
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