🍿 2022-11-14 17:03:00 - Paris/France.
pamene ndinazindikira izi Lindsay Lohan abwerera ku dziko la cinema ndi a filimu yatsopano ya Khrisimasi pa netflixNdinakuwa kwambiri moti ndinachita mantha ndi mphaka wanga. Chabwino, ndimakonda histrionics, komanso: tikanakhala ndi mwayi bwanji?
Pansipa pali malingaliro onse omwe ndinali nawo, munthawi yeniyeni, ndikusangalala ndi zodabwitsa za Khrisimasi Kugwa kwa Khrisimasipopanda wina koma Lindsay Lohan:
- Mulungu, ndimakonda filimu yomwe wolowa nyumba amasiya kukumbukira ngozi yake ya skiing.
- M'malo mwake, ichi ndi chitsanzo cha chifukwa chake sindidzapita kokasambira m'moyo wanga. Ndizoopsa kwambiri.
- Ndani wavala chigoba chamaso cha beige?
- Kodi kondomu ya Lindsay ili kuti? Ine ndikuganiza mu Aspen kapena chinachake.
- O, ndi hotelo yapamwamba. Ndinalakwitsa.
- Bambo ake a Lindsay, omwe amadziwikanso kuti "Abambo", amafuna kuti azigwira ntchito mu bizinesi ya hotelo, koma sakonda.
- Munthu amene ndimaganiza kuti anali iye Mnzake Wapamtima wa Gay wa Lindsay kwenikweni ndi chibwenzi chake, ndipo iwo amawatcha onse "Russian". Ayi!!!!!
- Ndikufuna anthu asanu ndi mmodzi kuti azindiveka tsiku lililonse ndikundidyetsa caviar. Si chilungamo!
- Kumbali inayi, mwina sizitengera anthu asanu ndi limodzi kuti mkazi wamkulu azivala t-sheti ya Kenyon College yokhala ndi tchizi.
- "Ndi kanema wodzaza ndi zochitika," adatero mnzanga, pamene amuna akuthamanga pansi pa skis.
- O, chabwino, m'modzi mwa amunawa ndi abambo a Lindsay, ndipo amakana kuyika ndalama mwa munthu wabwino wochokera kumalo ogona otsetsereka m'tawuni.
- Mulungu, amuna akulu atsitsi amandiwopsyeza. Pepani.
- Mnyamata wakutawuni Jake ataya chokoleti chotentha pa "Valenyagi" ya Lindsay (kodi ndi mgwirizano pakati pa Valentino, Balenciaga ndi china chake?). Mnyamatayu akuwononga 'Haute Couture bodysuit'. Mnyamata wa Lindsay akumukalipira.
- Jake ali ndi mwana wamkazi wokongola komanso mkazi wakufa (ndikuganiza), ndipo gulu lake lodzichepetsa la abwenzi ndi okongolanso.
- Aw, Lindsay ali ndi amayi omwe anamwalira (ndikutsimikizira).
- Lindsay akaimba "Jingle Bell Rock" mgalimoto ... Atsikana oyipandipo palibe amene anganditsimikizire mwanjira ina.
- Chifukwa chiyani chibwenzi cha Lindsay chikumveka ngati Austin Powers?
- Shit, ndikufuna ma chestnuts okazinga.
- Mkwati wa sitiroberi amamufunsira pamwamba pa phiri ndi mphete yonyansa kwambiri komanso yokulirapo.
- Si filimu ya Khrisimasi ya Netflix ngati simukunena kuti "Ndimakukondani, Agogo" mokweza.
- Mphepo yamkuntho inamuwomba Lindsay (kwenikweni), ndipo anatsika phiri kwa maola asanu ndi limodzi asanawombane ndi mtengo. Mulungu wanga!
- Pachipatala chaukhondo kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi, timaphunzira kuti Lindsay ali ndi vuto laling'ono ndipo sakumbukira chilichonse chisanachitike ngoziyo.
- Palibe amene angadziwe kuti Lindsay ndi ndani, kuphatikiza Lindsay.
- Jake, yemwe adapulumutsa Lindsay pansi pamtengo, amamupatsa kuti akhale pamalo ake.
- LOL, chibwenzi chopusa chatayika m'nkhalango.
- Raccoon woyipa kwambiri (mwapadera) amawopsyeza Lindsay pamalo ogona.
- Ndiyenera kudziwa mtundu wa mankhwala a keratin gulu la tsitsi la Lindsay lomwe linagwiritsa ntchito filimuyi chifukwa tsitsi lake ndi lowala kwambiri.
- Ndikutsimikizira, inde, ndi kanema wa Netflix. Zikuwoneka ngati mtundu wa beta wa Nyumba ya Khrisimasi.
- Lindsay amabwereka chowumitsira tsitsi kuchokera kwa mwana wamkazi wa Jake ndipo amalumikizana, zomwe zili zabwino chifukwa mwana wamkazi akakukondani, ndikudumpha ndikudumphira ndi abambo otentha.
- Aa, Lindsay akuphunzira kudya nyama yankhumba! Chozizwitsa cha Khrisimasi (koma sichikugwirizana ndi Hanukkah).
- Sindine wokondweretsedwa kwambiri ndi kachigawo kakang'ono kamene chibwenzicho chimawonekera pa kanyumba ka Ralph. Ndiyenera kukhala woona mtima kwambiri.
- Ndimakonda kanema wa Khrisimasi pomwe Airbnb ndi munthu woyipa. Khalani ku malo ogona am'deralo, anyamata! Kumeneko, mtengo woyeretsa, umaphatikizidwa.
- Lindsay akuyesera kuyika chinsalu chapakona pa matiresi, ndiye ine kwenikweni, ndipo ndakhala ndikuyala mabedi pafupifupi zaka 20. N’chifukwa chiyani zili zovuta chonchi?
- Ngati mukakamiza wolandira cholowa kuti ayeretse nyumba yanu, musadabwe ngati awononga chowumitsira chochapira.
- Lindsay akumva chisoni chifukwa chowononga makina ochapira ndipo akulira pafupi ndi kavalo wotchedwa Balthazar. Zodziwika bwino.
- O shit, Jake akuphunzitsa Lindsay kuphika, ndipo zowalazi zikuwuluka mlengalenga.
- Dikirani, akadali akusefukira? Pambuyo pa ngozi ya Lindsay? Ndi… otetezeka?
- Chabwino, filimuyi ikutalika pang'ono, koma ndikumvetsa mfundo: mgwirizano wa Jake ndi Lindsay, koma akadali achisoni ndi imfa ya mkazi wake.
- Ooh, Lindsay amagwiritsa ntchito luso lake la atsikana olemera kukonzekera ndalama zopezera pogona, koma Jake akutsutsa.
- Kubwerera ku famu (posh), abambo a Lindsay angopeza kuti akusowa ndipo akuchita mantha.
- Yakwana nthawi yosonkhanitsa ndalama. Anthu amagwirizana mofanana ndi momwe amachitira Ndi moyo wodabwitsandipo ine, mwatsoka, ndikulira kale.
- Zonse zikayenda bwino, chibwenzi chopusa chimabwera kudzafuna Lindsay, ndikubweretsa mphete yayikulu, yonyansa. Abwerera ku moyo wake, koma zikuwonekeratu kuti sali wokondwa.
- Lindsay amalimbikitsa hoteloyo pamsonkhano wa atolankhani, akuphwanya ndi buluyo, ndipo adanyamulidwa ndi Jake ndi mwana wake wamkazi pahatchi ndi ngolo kuti azikhala mosangalala mpaka kalekale. Ndimakonda mathero osangalatsa pa Khrisimasi!
Nkhani yomwe idasindikizidwa koyamba mu American Vogue, vogue.com.
SOURCE: Ndemanga za News
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