🎶 2022-04-21 03:40:47 - Paris/France.
Tsiku lowopsa lafika. Gawo lina la ine lidayamba kukhala ndi chiyembekezo kuti malipoti oyambilira anali olakwika, kapena kuti kubweza koyambirira kudapangitsa kuti, nthawi yotsutsana. Koma panthawi imodzimodziyo, ntchito yanga yonse yolimbikira (kuwerenga: kupirira maola asanu ndi awiri owonjezereka a mawu olankhula a Jenny McCarthy, omwe alidi kukuwa kokumbutsa azakhali akuthokoza akuthokoza) kukanakhala chabe.
Ndiyeno izo zinachitika. Lachitatu usiku, atatidikirira kwa mwezi umodzi, Rudy Giuliani adawululidwa ngati m'modzi mwa omaliza mpikisano wa Fox nyengo ino. Woyimba Wobisika. Kuwululidwa koopsa kwambiri kudafika kumapeto kwa nyengo, zomwe zidapangitsa kuti ziwonetsero zonse zam'mbuyomu zikhale zovuta kwambiri. Ma Cyclops omveka? Wotayika'ndi Jorge Garcia. Lemur yamiyendo yayitali yofiirira? Chitsanzo cha Christie Brinkley. Kodi alipo amene amasamala? Ayi.
Mu February, nyengo yachisanu ndi chiwiri isanayambike, mpikisano woimba wa bonkers wotchuka udakhala mitu yankhani pomwe. Tsiku lomaliza Adanenanso kuti wandale komanso loya wa a Donald Trump anali m'modzi mwa omwe adapikisana nawo. Nkhaniyi ikuti kuwululidwa kodabwitsa kudapangitsa oweruza a Robin Thicke ndi Ken Jeong kuti atuluke.
Magawo angapo adadutsa osatsata yemwe anali meya wakale wa New York, koma koyambirira kwa mwezi uno, wopanga ziwonetsero Wonwoo Park adatsimikiziranso malo ake ochita nawo kuyankhulana. "Zingakhale zonyansa [ku Korea] kukhala ndi munthu wotsutsana kapena wandale pawonetsero," adatero Park. Tsiku lomaliza. "Koma sizingakhale zabwino nthawi zonse chigoba chikagwa ndi zina zambiri woyimba wachigoba nyengo [padziko lonse] timachita, m'pamenenso timazindikira kuti simungathe kukhala ndi anthu omwe amakonda aliyense.
Mawu awa akubweretsa funso lodziwika bwino la: Chifukwa chiyani gehena? Chifukwa chiyani sizingakhale zabwino nthawi zonse kuchotsa chigoba? Ziyenera kukhala! Ichi ndi chiwonetsero chomwe akatswiri ochita mpira amavala ngati nyama zazikulu zodzaza ndikuyimba nyimbo za pop za 80s. Zisakhale zopanda kanthu ngati sizosangalatsa. Chifukwa chiyani simungakhale ndi osankhidwa omwe aliyense amakonda? Musatero inu kutenga mpikisano ? Chifukwa chiyani tikufunika kuwona Sarah Palin ndi Rudy Giuliani pano?!
"Koma sizingakhale zabwino nthawi zonse chigoba chikachoka komanso nyengo zobisika za Singer [padziko lonse lapansi], timazindikiranso kuti simungakhale ndi mpikisano womwe aliyense amakonda."
Kalanga, ndikusiya. Zinkawoneka ngati zabwinobwino kuti gawo la Lachitatu likhala ndi Giuliani, popeza tinali pafupi ndi gulu lomaliza la oimba ovala zigoba omwe anali asanayimbe. Ndipo pafupifupi theka la gawoli, pambuyo pa zisudzo zina zitatu, adawonekera. Opikisanawo agawidwa m'magulu atatu: anyamata abwino, oipa ndi kukumbatirana. Giuliani anali, mwachibadwa, pomenyana ndi Team Bad monga munthu wotchedwa "Jack mu Bokosi." Kupita mu machitidwe ake, Jack mu Bokosi sakudziwika kwa omvera ndi gulu loweruza. Koma, ndi masabata akumangika komanso zowunikira, owonera kunyumba amatha kuganiza kuti ndiye kuti ndiye kuti ndi vampiric.
Adakwezedwa pabwalo mkati mwa bokosi lalikulu lofiyira lokongoletsedwa ndi funso lobiriwira la neon ndipo, m'malo mwa ng'oma, kuwulula kwake kumatsogozedwa ndi nyimbo yachimayi yoyipa "Pop Goes the Weasel". Zomwe zimatuluka m'bokosilo mwina ndi chithunzi chomwe chimakulandirani ku zipata za Gahena. Mosiyana ndi otchulidwa ena owoneka bwino pamndandanda, zovala za Rudy ndi mbalame yamapiko utawaleza yokhala ndi nkhope ya chidole cha Jigsaw. Iye akuyamba kumasuliridwa - Ndikulumbira kuti sindikuseka - "Bad to the Bone" ndipo aliyense amene ali ndi udindo wosankha nyimbozo ayenera kuchotsedwa ntchito chifukwa chondipangitsa kumva mawu oipa "Ndikufuna kukhala pa iwe mwana wokongola" kutuluka mkamwa mwa Rudy Giuliani. Ntchitoyi ikutsatiridwa ndi zidziwitso zingapo zomwe zikulozera msonkhano wa atolankhani wowopsa wa Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Zikanakhala zoipitsitsa ngati opanga amuyika m'gulu lina, kumutcha "cuddly" ndikumudula mu suti ya Pepto-Bismol pinki ya ubweya wonyezimira, mwachitsanzo. Koma zonse zikuwoneka pang'ono kwambiri pamphuno, pamene akusowa ngakhale pang'ono kudzidziwitsa. Jenny McCarthy amalingalira kuti iye ndi munthu wofunikira, wolemekezeka komanso wokonda mafani ambiri, kotero… pafupi kwambiri!
Ponena za kutha kwa gawoli, zikuwonekeratu kuti Giuliani adzachotsedwa ndipo chifukwa chake adawululidwa - machitidwe ake anali oipitsitsa kwambiri. Chigoba cha Jigsaw chikachoka, kunjenjemera kumakhala… Kamera imadula owonera osalankhula. Nicole Scherzinger wosauka akufunsa ngati zili choncho godfather wosewera Robert Duvall, pomwe Ken Jeong wowoneka mwala, wokwiya kwambiri akuyankha, "Ayi, si Robert Duvall. McCarthy akuwoneka ngati wokonda weniweni wa Giuliani, akumuthokoza chifukwa chowonekera pawonetsero, ndipo Nick Cannon akupereka momveka bwino kuti maonekedwe ake ndi odabwitsa.
Pofika pomwe akuyamba kuchita bwino, Jeong anali atakwanira. "Eya, ndatha," adatero akuchoka pabwalo.
Ndipo monga choncho, tinatsegula mlingo watsopano mu kayeseleledwe.
SOURCE: Ndemanga za News
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